Hottest wrestlers of 2017

I bet you thought I was going to talk about wrestling skills or up and coming performers. Wrong.

We’re getting shallow in here. Back in 2015, 1005 Holds brought you this little superficial gem about hot wrestlers. I feel it is my duty to provide you with a guide to the current hotties. Let’s not waste time. Here’s the primer on pretty, in no particular order.

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Rusev

Move over, Lana. The babe in that relationship is Rusev. He’s tall, dark, and handsome and he seems like a nice guy to be around. What more could we want?

Elias

Elias

He’s mostly on here for Him since I am pretty sure Elias is his man crush. Elias does have a lot of offer, superficially speaking, of course. He’s got the burly thing going on with the beard and wild hair, but he also rocks a scarf and can play guitar. If he really wants to serenade me outside my window, I wouldn’t shut the blinds.

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Andrade Cien Almas

While performing under the name La Sombra in the CMLL, he was a masked luchador. Masking this lovely face is a sin for sure. Luckily WWE kept the mask off and thus NXT is must-see TV for me.

Okada

Kazuchika Okada

If you’re not watching New Japan Pro Wrestling, you should be. Okada is one reason why you won’t regret that monthly subscription fee. He’s tall, blonde, gorgeous, and has shiny robes. He is a pretty good wrestler too.

Rich Swann

Rich Swann

I would be remiss if I didn’t show some love to our 205 Live guys. 205 Live certainly has its critics, but if you happen to watch when Swann is flying around and looking awesome in hot pink trunks, your time will be well spent.


 

Honorable Mentions

Kenny Omega  He’s so ugly he’s hot.

Marty Scurll  Everyone already knows I’m a Scurll girl.

Pete Dunne  Unconventionally hot. Wanna fight about it?

AJ Styles  Southern charm and manners? Yes, please.

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2 thoughts on “Hottest wrestlers of 2017

  1. I have no shame admitting a slight man crush for Elias…although he drops a point because the cut his last name. I think he would clean-up well.

    And I don’t know on what planet Pete Dunne is anywhere near hot…not even on Mercury would he be hot. I don’t think he even qualifies for the Bon Scott / Wilem Defoe “ugly sexy hot”.

    Tell me with a straight face that you want to roll over and see this every morning…

    …not to mention you’d be robbing the cradle with him.

  2. You can’t blame Elias for the name drop.

    Pete Dunne…That is why I said unconventionally hot. That’s my get out of jail card when you throw ugly pictures around.

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