I bet you thought I was going to talk about wrestling skills or up and coming performers. Wrong.
We’re getting shallow in here. Back in 2015, 1005 Holds brought you this little superficial gem about hot wrestlers. I feel it is my duty to provide you with a guide to the current hotties. Let’s not waste time. Here’s the primer on pretty, in no particular order.
Move over, Lana. The babe in that relationship is Rusev. He’s tall, dark, and handsome and he seems like a nice guy to be around. What more could we want?
He’s mostly on here for Him since I am pretty sure Elias is his man crush. Elias does have a lot of offer, superficially speaking, of course. He’s got the burly thing going on with the beard and wild hair, but he also rocks a scarf and can play guitar. If he really wants to serenade me outside my window, I wouldn’t shut the blinds.
Andrade Cien Almas
While performing under the name La Sombra in the CMLL, he was a masked luchador. Masking this lovely face is a sin for sure. Luckily WWE kept the mask off and thus NXT is must-see TV for me.
If you’re not watching New Japan Pro Wrestling, you should be. Okada is one reason why you won’t regret that monthly subscription fee. He’s tall, blonde, gorgeous, and has shiny robes. He is a pretty good wrestler too.
I would be remiss if I didn’t show some love to our 205 Live guys. 205 Live certainly has its critics, but if you happen to watch when Swann is flying around and looking awesome in hot pink trunks, your time will be well spent.
Kenny Omega He’s so ugly he’s hot.
Marty Scurll Everyone already knows I’m a Scurll girl.
Pete Dunne Unconventionally hot. Wanna fight about it?
AJ Styles Southern charm and manners? Yes, please.